I Pwn Newbs

from I Want a Broken Heart Tattoo by Emo Side Project

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Josh, how you been lately?
been pwning any newbs? of course!
I just want to know how my best friend's doing
so maybe I could then do you
and on a Friday night when things are scary
you are there to technically hold me

I count one by one every word you say
they make me giggle but no I'm not gay
I'm just happy. oh yeah
one week's too long please come back soon
so maybe I could then hug you
cause when you're gone, gosh I get lonely
Josh, you are my pimpest homie

those penguins you sung about are asking for you
I can hear them all the way from the zoo
they agree with me that you are modest
and also that you're totally the hottest ever
every time that I hear you sing
I get some chills and I start to cream

Josh, watcha doing lately?
been rushing to some Rush?
I just wanna know if it's okay
to spell out your name in the sand everyday
I don't care if things are scary
you rawr them off cause you're hairy

basically, you're my super hero
you can even divide by zero
you turn big and green and growl real loud
but only when you get punched by a cloud
you bust a flow when you walk down the street
ready to throw down a mad beat

remember the times that we sang together?
we'll hopefully do it again this summer
I know I'm not a Star Trek fan
but you're my star in the form of a man
tell Yvonne that she's a dummy
for breaking your heart almost yearly
all you need to do is this:
break out your ninja suit and you'll never miss her again
cause you'll have me
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from I Want a Broken Heart Tattoo, released May 7, 2006

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