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Devil In Disguise
03:38
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it's been four months and three weeks, two days and one night
since I last laid eyes on a devil in disguise
in an angel's body who easily forgot me
and won't ever remember those times in December
when we cried together
when we laughed together
when we'd be together forever
you threw away so easily something that meant everything to me
I hope you never know what it's like to be with someone new
who's "oh so entertaining", not as boring or animated
and who doesn't know the meaning of love
when we cried together
when we laughed together
when we'd be together forever
you make me bleed out lies every time you make me cry
you make it always end every time you do me in
you make it hard to be fine every time you come online
you make me forget everything when you're with me
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a breath of fresh air
mickey mouse underwear
what else could compare?
there's nothing I want more than for Michelle Branch to be my world
so I'll cross my fingers and go to sleep
when I wake up I hope she's next to me
Michelle, Michelle
you can have my heart
just promise, don't break it or rip it apart
Michelle, Michelle
I don't care if you're gangster
I don't care if you're gay
I don't care if you're a grumpy head
you're cuter that way
I don't mind if you love rubber ducky
because I love him too
so we can love him together
Michelle, Michelle
you can have my heart
just promise, don't break it or rip it apart
Michelle, Michelle
you're everywhere to me
and when I close my eyes it's you I see
even though you'll never be with me
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
cause you're hanging on my wall
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Fornever
02:10
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alright, I'm done with all this lonely crap
I need a girl who can most def make me laugh
I need a girl who will sing to me in bed
mostly she's gotta give great head
she's sweet, she's got a real nice rack
it's imperative, she must have back
I need a girl who will not make me dead
I need a girl who throw me into her bed
you say that nothing last forever
well, I say that nothing last fornever
if you think when I wear pink
it makes me any less cool you'd be super wrong
alright, I'm done with this nice crap
it's over. I'm finished. cause this is whack
I've got a squirt gun in my closet
so if you wanna push it, girl, then don't stop it
you're sweet, you got a real nice rack
but just one thing you won't ever come back
I need a girl who loves completely
I need you more than you ever needed me
you say that nothing last forever
well, I say that nothing last fornever
and no I can't just forget who you did and where you went
'you slut' *rolls eyes @ pop punk kids*
you say that nothing last forever
well, I say that nothing last fornever
I never thought you'd leave me to go to the nearest Walmart
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Have A Nice Shower
03:03
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I'm reading your eyes like a book
they tell the saddest story
there's no happy ending for me, but there is for you
as our conversation ends with a "hello"
you tell me, "it was nice. I kinda miss you a little bit since that night"
North Carolina don't wait for me
it's okay for you to be happy
I'll just sit here and wait patiently
it's okay for me to feel crappy
do you have him tied up like you did with me?
how does he do it?
I want to know his big secret to keep the only thing that I ever wanted
go ahead tell yourself "it's love"
a lie is a lie only if it makes you regret
North Carolina don't wait for me
it's okay for you to be happy
I'll just sit here and wait patiently
it's okay for me to feel crappy
North Carolina don't wait for me
it's okay for you
I'll just sit here and cry quietly
it's okay for me
her eyes tell a fairy tale
(but there are no dragons)
where the prince dies slowly as his heart's torn out
(there's only a witch in the form of a beautiful girl)
by the princess as she smiles at him
(oh, she smiles and it sparkles)
and whispers "I'll do it again but this time aim to win"
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pieXcore
02:55
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the wind it blew your hair around
I asked you for a kiss but you turned me down
The sand in my pants makes me dance
If only you'd give me one chance
hold my hand.
understand what I need.
I'll build a sandcastle for you and me.
every day I will say "forever's not long enough for you to stay"
and then it came to me:
3.14896549294
or something like that
apple pie
some other pie
I don't wanna see you with that guy
chocolate pie
coconut pie
I don't wanna see you with that other guy
hold my hand
understand what I need
I'll build a sandcastle for you and me
every day I will say "forever's not long enough for you to stay"
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this song is for the kids who don't do nothing
they just sit and stare at walls
some suck their thumbs
others like to call them dumb
but they're not
it's called a relationship go try to have one
this song is so not about me
it's about everything the world needs more of
emo kids and skies with fake clouds
just because I cry at night
doesn't mean I can't punch your face out
just because my pants are too tight
doesn't mean I can't say goodbye
I'm happy, not sad always like people assume
don't assume it makes an ass out of you
but not me cause I'm cool
for the record, we're scared of sharp objects
The Used even made a song about it
don't believe what you hear or you're gonna go N'Sync
just because I cry at night
doesn't mean I can't punch your face out
just because my pants are too tight
doesn't mean I can't say goodbye
I'm gonna bring it like it's been brought
I'm gonna show you what I've got deep down these jeans
hardcore dancing through grocery stores
you're going to want to be part of my scene
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I Pwn Newbs
06:00
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Josh, how you been lately?
been pwning any newbs? of course!
I just want to know how my best friend's doing
so maybe I could then do you
and on a Friday night when things are scary
you are there to technically hold me
I count one by one every word you say
they make me giggle but no I'm not gay
I'm just happy. oh yeah
one week's too long please come back soon
so maybe I could then hug you
cause when you're gone, gosh I get lonely
Josh, you are my pimpest homie
those penguins you sung about are asking for you
I can hear them all the way from the zoo
they agree with me that you are modest
and also that you're totally the hottest ever
every time that I hear you sing
I get some chills and I start to cream
Josh, watcha doing lately?
been rushing to some Rush?
I just wanna know if it's okay
to spell out your name in the sand everyday
I don't care if things are scary
you rawr them off cause you're hairy
basically, you're my super hero
you can even divide by zero
you turn big and green and growl real loud
but only when you get punched by a cloud
you bust a flow when you walk down the street
ready to throw down a mad beat
remember the times that we sang together?
we'll hopefully do it again this summer
I know I'm not a Star Trek fan
but you're my star in the form of a man
tell Yvonne that she's a dummy
for breaking your heart almost yearly
all you need to do is this:
break out your ninja suit and you'll never miss her again
cause you'll have me
less than 3
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hey, you over there!
please give my Llama back!!
you better hope he's not missing hair or I'll eat you
why would anyone jack a Llama?
wouldn't you rather steal some pajamas?
his name is Bob
he is a slob
hey you people over there!
stealing Llamas is bad!
now give it back or I'll be sad :'(
can you hear me crying cause my Llama is gone?
you people are so mean
I used to ride him across my lawn
why would anyone take a Llama?
wouldn't you rather practice using commas?
his name is Bob
but he can't turn a doorknob
hey you people over there!
stealing Llamas is unconstitutional!
now give it back or I'll be sad :'(
better give the Llama back
or I'll give you a spoon that's way too big
then I'll beat you to the ground with a dancing banana
the banana's like:
one two three who's jacking up Llamas?
it doesn't happen daily dawg
but in a country like this? To a playa like this?
naw, you must be tripping over shoe laces and shit.
MC Banana here to tell the truth,
now you fuckas sit back and check out my grove.
yo, yeah. Bob this one's for you, yo.
Bob was nice, never did anything wrong.
he checked out some hoes here and there just to have some fun.
he was young'n yeah he's got so much to lose.
so if you got him just make sure to not give him booze.
he's kind, he's funny, and he ranks like a hoe.
but if you catch him down the street he just throw you some doe.
you better give Chad's Llama back soon
or bitches I might just come searchin for you.
hey you people over there!
stealing lamas is really bad!!
now give it back or I'll be sad :'(
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I'm Super Cereal
03:01
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girl, you got it going on
but I don't mean that in a sexual way
you're a cutie pie.
I wanna hold you every single day
it's been awhile since I've felt okay
but you're making it easier for me
so I'd like to tell you "I love you"
here's to kissing in trees at three in the morning
here's to you in my arms and me in yours
you are my night sky
so just never say goodbye or I'll die
I've finished puzzles that weren't as cute as you
they had balloons so I gave 'em to you
you're the sun shining bright
you're the reason for blue eyes
it doesn't even make sense
I'm super cereal so let's camp out in a tent
and make out on the weekends
but only if you want to
here's to kissing in trees at three in the morning
here's to you in my arms and me in yours
you are my night sky
so just never say goodbye or I'll die
a plane is flying by writing cute words in the clear blue sky
hey babe, 'sup with you?
wanna go to the zoo?
here's to overly cliché emo songs
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"do you see that star?
that's how far I am from you
cause I'm running away for good
I'm already sick of you and it's only been 15 minutes"
she said.
I'm up to my neck in teen drama
not only that....where's Chads Llama still?!
I've got a list of girls that wanna get with me
and another list that want to kill me, figuratively
but I've got my eyes and heart set on a girl who's my world
and she's coming over now
doesn't it matter whether or not I'm cool?
wouldn't it be nice if I had a pool?
and if I don't then just throw me out
man, don't have a cow
I've got a note from the nurse that says I can miss class today
she says my heart's so broken that I'll probably always be that way
I should get a tattoo to always remember you
and all the stupid things I'd do whenever you would want me to
I see that star
that's how far you are from me
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Emo Side Project Atlanta, Georgia
i'm not gonna Raichu a love song.
<3
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