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I Want a Broken Heart Tattoo

by Emo Side Project

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it's been four months and three weeks, two days and one night since I last laid eyes on a devil in disguise in an angel's body who easily forgot me and won't ever remember those times in December when we cried together when we laughed together when we'd be together forever you threw away so easily something that meant everything to me I hope you never know what it's like to be with someone new who's "oh so entertaining", not as boring or animated and who doesn't know the meaning of love when we cried together when we laughed together when we'd be together forever you make me bleed out lies every time you make me cry you make it always end every time you do me in you make it hard to be fine every time you come online you make me forget everything when you're with me
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a breath of fresh air mickey mouse underwear what else could compare? there's nothing I want more than for Michelle Branch to be my world so I'll cross my fingers and go to sleep when I wake up I hope she's next to me Michelle, Michelle you can have my heart just promise, don't break it or rip it apart Michelle, Michelle I don't care if you're gangster I don't care if you're gay I don't care if you're a grumpy head you're cuter that way I don't mind if you love rubber ducky because I love him too so we can love him together Michelle, Michelle you can have my heart just promise, don't break it or rip it apart Michelle, Michelle you're everywhere to me and when I close my eyes it's you I see even though you'll never be with me I'm not alone I'm not alone cause you're hanging on my wall
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Fornever 02:10
alright, I'm done with all this lonely crap I need a girl who can most def make me laugh I need a girl who will sing to me in bed mostly she's gotta give great head she's sweet, she's got a real nice rack it's imperative, she must have back I need a girl who will not make me dead I need a girl who throw me into her bed you say that nothing last forever well, I say that nothing last fornever if you think when I wear pink it makes me any less cool you'd be super wrong alright, I'm done with this nice crap it's over. I'm finished. cause this is whack I've got a squirt gun in my closet so if you wanna push it, girl, then don't stop it you're sweet, you got a real nice rack but just one thing you won't ever come back I need a girl who loves completely I need you more than you ever needed me you say that nothing last forever well, I say that nothing last fornever and no I can't just forget who you did and where you went 'you slut' *rolls eyes @ pop punk kids* you say that nothing last forever well, I say that nothing last fornever I never thought you'd leave me to go to the nearest Walmart
4.
I'm reading your eyes like a book they tell the saddest story there's no happy ending for me, but there is for you as our conversation ends with a "hello" you tell me, "it was nice. I kinda miss you a little bit since that night" North Carolina don't wait for me it's okay for you to be happy I'll just sit here and wait patiently it's okay for me to feel crappy do you have him tied up like you did with me? how does he do it? I want to know his big secret to keep the only thing that I ever wanted go ahead tell yourself "it's love" a lie is a lie only if it makes you regret North Carolina don't wait for me it's okay for you to be happy I'll just sit here and wait patiently it's okay for me to feel crappy North Carolina don't wait for me it's okay for you I'll just sit here and cry quietly it's okay for me her eyes tell a fairy tale (but there are no dragons) where the prince dies slowly as his heart's torn out (there's only a witch in the form of a beautiful girl) by the princess as she smiles at him (oh, she smiles and it sparkles) and whispers "I'll do it again but this time aim to win"
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pieXcore 02:55
the wind it blew your hair around I asked you for a kiss but you turned me down The sand in my pants makes me dance If only you'd give me one chance hold my hand. understand what I need. I'll build a sandcastle for you and me. every day I will say "forever's not long enough for you to stay" and then it came to me: 3.14896549294 or something like that apple pie some other pie I don't wanna see you with that guy chocolate pie coconut pie I don't wanna see you with that other guy hold my hand understand what I need I'll build a sandcastle for you and me every day I will say "forever's not long enough for you to stay"
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this song is for the kids who don't do nothing they just sit and stare at walls some suck their thumbs others like to call them dumb but they're not it's called a relationship go try to have one this song is so not about me it's about everything the world needs more of emo kids and skies with fake clouds just because I cry at night doesn't mean I can't punch your face out just because my pants are too tight doesn't mean I can't say goodbye I'm happy, not sad always like people assume don't assume it makes an ass out of you but not me cause I'm cool for the record, we're scared of sharp objects The Used even made a song about it don't believe what you hear or you're gonna go N'Sync just because I cry at night doesn't mean I can't punch your face out just because my pants are too tight doesn't mean I can't say goodbye I'm gonna bring it like it's been brought I'm gonna show you what I've got deep down these jeans hardcore dancing through grocery stores you're going to want to be part of my scene
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I Pwn Newbs 06:00
Josh, how you been lately? been pwning any newbs? of course! I just want to know how my best friend's doing so maybe I could then do you and on a Friday night when things are scary you are there to technically hold me I count one by one every word you say they make me giggle but no I'm not gay I'm just happy. oh yeah one week's too long please come back soon so maybe I could then hug you cause when you're gone, gosh I get lonely Josh, you are my pimpest homie those penguins you sung about are asking for you I can hear them all the way from the zoo they agree with me that you are modest and also that you're totally the hottest ever every time that I hear you sing I get some chills and I start to cream Josh, watcha doing lately? been rushing to some Rush? I just wanna know if it's okay to spell out your name in the sand everyday I don't care if things are scary you rawr them off cause you're hairy basically, you're my super hero you can even divide by zero you turn big and green and growl real loud but only when you get punched by a cloud you bust a flow when you walk down the street ready to throw down a mad beat remember the times that we sang together? we'll hopefully do it again this summer I know I'm not a Star Trek fan but you're my star in the form of a man tell Yvonne that she's a dummy for breaking your heart almost yearly all you need to do is this: break out your ninja suit and you'll never miss her again cause you'll have me less than 3
8.
hey, you over there! please give my Llama back!! you better hope he's not missing hair or I'll eat you why would anyone jack a Llama? wouldn't you rather steal some pajamas? his name is Bob he is a slob hey you people over there! stealing Llamas is bad! now give it back or I'll be sad :'( can you hear me crying cause my Llama is gone? you people are so mean I used to ride him across my lawn why would anyone take a Llama? wouldn't you rather practice using commas? his name is Bob but he can't turn a doorknob hey you people over there! stealing Llamas is unconstitutional! now give it back or I'll be sad :'( better give the Llama back or I'll give you a spoon that's way too big then I'll beat you to the ground with a dancing banana the banana's like: one two three who's jacking up Llamas? it doesn't happen daily dawg but in a country like this? To a playa like this? naw, you must be tripping over shoe laces and shit. MC Banana here to tell the truth, now you fuckas sit back and check out my grove. yo, yeah. Bob this one's for you, yo. Bob was nice, never did anything wrong. he checked out some hoes here and there just to have some fun. he was young'n yeah he's got so much to lose. so if you got him just make sure to not give him booze. he's kind, he's funny, and he ranks like a hoe. but if you catch him down the street he just throw you some doe. you better give Chad's Llama back soon or bitches I might just come searchin for you. hey you people over there! stealing lamas is really bad!! now give it back or I'll be sad :'(
9.
girl, you got it going on but I don't mean that in a sexual way you're a cutie pie. I wanna hold you every single day it's been awhile since I've felt okay but you're making it easier for me so I'd like to tell you "I love you" here's to kissing in trees at three in the morning here's to you in my arms and me in yours you are my night sky so just never say goodbye or I'll die I've finished puzzles that weren't as cute as you they had balloons so I gave 'em to you you're the sun shining bright you're the reason for blue eyes it doesn't even make sense I'm super cereal so let's camp out in a tent and make out on the weekends but only if you want to here's to kissing in trees at three in the morning here's to you in my arms and me in yours you are my night sky so just never say goodbye or I'll die a plane is flying by writing cute words in the clear blue sky hey babe, 'sup with you? wanna go to the zoo? here's to overly cliché emo songs
10.
"do you see that star? that's how far I am from you cause I'm running away for good I'm already sick of you and it's only been 15 minutes" she said. I'm up to my neck in teen drama not only that....where's Chads Llama still?! I've got a list of girls that wanna get with me and another list that want to kill me, figuratively but I've got my eyes and heart set on a girl who's my world and she's coming over now doesn't it matter whether or not I'm cool? wouldn't it be nice if I had a pool? and if I don't then just throw me out man, don't have a cow I've got a note from the nurse that says I can miss class today she says my heart's so broken that I'll probably always be that way I should get a tattoo to always remember you and all the stupid things I'd do whenever you would want me to I see that star that's how far you are from me

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released May 7, 2006

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this album is satire/parody about pop punk/emo, just in case you couldn't tell.

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