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God damn, I sighed slowly
As the Cops pulled up and started yelling at me.
Get down on the ground.
I heard one yell, lets get these punks!
And oh shit, Jim was drunk.
He told the cop to get down on his knees.

We weren't doing nutin'
We weren't hurting nutin'
I didn't know what to say
I didn't know if it was cause Jim was gay.
But I was like eh I guess it's 'cause we're black.

So the cop took my board
I was like, what the fuck this is whack!
And Jim jumped on his back and rode him like a yak
Yeehaww! Oh, I guess we're taking this way too far.
So I grabbed the board and ran and we left the cop, naked, buried in the sand.

That's what he deserves
Shoulda fed him to the birds
Jim's singing Fuck the Police.
As three other Cops pulls up at least.
We both looked at each other at the same time and we were like, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit.

So they said, put your hands up.
Jim put his hands in my pants
And I just started to dance.
So they charged and tackled us down.
Took us to the station told us to stop masturbatin'
And they let us go but I think it was because Jim has sex with one of the gaurds or something.
I'm not sure what happened but yeah.

We got away but without our boards,
So now me and Jim are really bored.
And we're really sad so we wrote a song.
About how the police really suck and have small cocks.
There's a duck on top of his head but it's not dead,
It's shaking like a revolution.

Oh and I know I just totally ripped off the Blood Brothers.
But uh can the Blood Brothers do this shit?
I don't think so.

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from Pop Punk That Gets It Krunk, released February 17, 2005

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