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Pop Punk That Gets It Krunk

by Emo Side Project

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1.
Better Off 04:57
yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone well I started thinking about us lately and just maybe you weren't the one who left me maybe I decided to leave you first cause you're nothing but a big jerk! yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone I'm hating you and more lately I even stopped calling you baby maybe I'll decide to ignore you just maybe I'll be the one to forget to call you yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt from Hot Topic, you jerk (that says "I suck") I think I'm gonna prank call you at work (and sell you a penis shaped banana) I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework (because you're not too cool for school) I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had but yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone
2.
Car Wash 02:55
I woke up at 10:30 this morning cause I was supposed to meet you at the car wash and all I wanted to do was see you in a bikini but we ended up making out in Jon's Lamborghini he opened up the door he called you a whore we slammed it in his face and I did you on his leather suitcase Ii was in front of Chili's and it was getting hot as we fogged up the windows, uh oh and there were people standing all around wondering what the hell was going down then I heard someone yell "get the hell out of the car!" I rolled down the window told them to shut their mouth before I hit them with a freakin' bar of soap making out with Kelly at the car wash it seems like yesterday we were both so young and stupid I didn't know what to say I told her she had really pretty eyes and I wanted to be with her she said" I'm just so sorry, but I just was using you" I said "that's alright wanna do it again?"
3.
Whatever 04:45
walking through the mall singing Hawthorne Heights every time I saw a silly scene kid with their silly scene friends standing around in their band shirts but hey, gotta hand it to 'em they get it krunk now some sang back some called me whack so had a slight heart attack some called me a poser yeah, well fuck you loners I bet I gave you a boner bet you thought I thought I was hardcore sucka anyways, this song has nothing to do with that this song's about being alone she doesn't understand she's all I need she's all I am she's on my mind constantly she doesn't understand what's come over me lately she's the only thing keeping me breathing she's my everything, always and forever, words to remember I keep mumbling on and on cause I can't seem to forget her all alone, This Ride Home, keeps me warm since she's been gone I've been so cold I've been lonely I've been longing for her to hold me so tight hold on for dear life forget the knives and the nights when you cried cause you miss me well I miss you too just know that I'm still thinking about you your eyes and lullabies still keep me up at night your short soft sweet sad goodbye still keep me up at night
4.
there's this girl I know and love I think about her about day but she doesn't notice me I rap about her in my songs and dream about her in my dreams she means everything to me her eyes, her hair, her smell, her taste I'm sure the sex is really great but that's not what I care about I have the biggest crush on her I just wanted her to know I'm always here for her whoa, you know you mean everything to... whoa, cuddle me like you mean it whoa, won't you walk me home tonight? whoa, hold my hand I'll hold you tight yeah, I don't think she likes guys but hey, that's alright I can make her fall for me anyways I sound like a girl and she's taller than me her eyes, her hair, her smell, her taste I'm sure the sex is really great but that's not what I care about I have the biggest crush on her and I just wanted her to know I'm always here for her whoa, you know you mean everything to... whoa, cuddle me like you mean it whoa, won't you walk me home tonight? whoa, hold my hand I'll hold you tight
5.
Crazy House 04:39
we were in the park holding hands watching the birds fly by but all of a sudden you punched me in the face so I dropped you off at the crazy house I went to visit you the very next day said "honey, are you sure that you're okay?" you said "yeah, my mom was just totally stressing me out and I swear I saw a bug crawling out of your mouth" so I checked you out of the crazy house we were chilling at Jack 'n The Box pimpin' those curly fries as I stared into your eyes but all of a sudden you threw your Sprite in my face so I dropped you off at the crazy house I went to visit you a week or two later said "sweetie, are you sure that you're all better?: you said :yeah it just tasted like shit and I swear I was just throwing another stupid little fit: so I checked you out of the crazy house I was at the movies buying you candy before it started I loved the way your hair was parted but I accidentally bought you a Kit-Kat bar that's when I decided you were taking this way too far you tried to punch me but you missed so I called you a fucking bitch then I dropped myself off at the crazy house
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I Don't Care 03:18
every time I wake up you are gone I'm broken now what's the use to go on? I know they say yeah you'll find someone new but they don't know that I only want you well I don't care, I don't care what I have to do to get you back I don't care, I don't care I'll change to what you want me to be all the nights that I cried myself to sleep I hugged my pillow don't you feel a little bit what I feel? cause I know it's killing me I swear to you that you are my everything well I don't care, I don't care what I have to do to get you back I don't care, I don't care I'll change to what you want me to be I still sing your favorite songs. I still play your favorite game. I still wish you wanted me. I still think that you're the same but I'm wrong well I don't care, I don't care what I have to do to get you back I don't care, I don't care I'll change to what you want me to be
7.
the first day of school I noticed her Walking in the hall with her hair down and her boobs out looking fine I said, hey what's up? and she just slapped me I said, what the fuck? then just moved on that's the story of how I first met her I was already in love that's the story of how my life got better she gave me a boner it just so happens that she was in every single class with me I could see her eyes rolling back she sat in the back and enjoyed the show but I still could not be with her she was a hoe but that's alright "that's okay as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me" that's the story of how I first met her. I was already in love. that's the story of how my life got better. she gave me a boner. every time I'd ask her out she'd say no but I didn't give up. no I didn't give up. I'll never give up. that's the story of how I first met her. I was in love when she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone. I said, no-oh-oh I will not leave you alone. then she called the cops. and I said, uh oh spaghettios!
8.
Summertime 03:06
in the summertime all we ever do is skate eat, sleep and sometimes we try to get laid. same routine every single day god I love the summertime it's so great. a couple ago my buddy Paul was hanging with some slut and she put his hand on her boob but he just pushed her off cause "no one wants to have sex with a slut" I'll never forget the summertime when everything in my life was going fine never forget the summertime because I slept with your mom ABC. It's easy as 1,2,3 I don't know the words in the summer time all we ever do is...fuck?! what the hell do we do again? oh yeah, nothing we sit around at the movies all day even though we didn't a job to pay yesterday I found 5 buck on the ground and danced around then some old lady came up and hit me over the head with her purse she took it away she took my money away I'll never forget the summertime when everything in my life was going fine never forget the summertime cause I was robbed by an old lady we tried to sneak in but there were like 5 guards paul he just slapped him and then we ran in I will never forget the summertime when everything in my life was going fine I will never forget the summertime because it was the best time of my life. I'll never forget the summertime I had the most legit sex with your mom it was the best time of my life
9.
Always 02:54
this town really sucks without you here I'm down with every second you are gone so come back I'm not ready to be alone my bed is so blank and empty without you I bet you really miss me too why does everything have to be so hard? is it hot in here or is it just me? always I am thinking about you no way will I ever forget you today I will sing a song about you always I will always think about you now whoa hey another guy you're talking to "man, he’s gay" forget about him because he’s not great he’s not good enough for you this distance can't even break apart our love fuck him, he can go have sex with a car you’re great you know what two plus two is now can someone please get this guy a towel? always I am thinking about you no way will I ever forget you today I will sing a song about you always I will always think about you now always I will want to hold you so close and be the only one beside you I hope you think the same about me always this song will be for you and don’t forget that I fucking love you today I will masturbate thinking of you and only you always I am thinking about you no way will I ever forget you today I will sing a song about you always I will always think about you is it hot in here or is it just your mom?
10.
I have a friend. His name is Timmy. he comes when I'm very lonely. he's invisdabul like Paula Abdul on American Idol, Episode 93. he helps me get to sleep at night. he taught me how to ride a bike. he's my best friend. He's my only friend. because he's there when I need him. my Invisdabul Timmy I should nominate him for an Emmy or two. that girl she's not here now she's with some guy over in the next town. she's a poop head so I wont miss her in my bed. just maybe a little but I still have Timmy here with me we can stay up all night. play Pokémon. we can sing each other a song about each other moms. even though I won't hear his because he's not here at all I just wish I had a real Timmy to call my own but instead of a boy maybe a girl who was so cool and awesome, who rocked my world. and she'd never leave me. She'd always love me. she'd always call me her honey and sweetie. and I'd be happy for at least just for once. for a little little little little little little bit. he helps me get to sleep at night. we never ever ever get in a fight. he's my best friend. He's my only friend. because he's there and he's ready to listen. my Invisdabul Timmy I should nominate him for an Emmy or two. but Timmy won't last forever even though he's in my head when I get older I'll forget him even though I love him so I'll have to let go and say goodbye. but for now I'll have to live with little my Invisdabul Timmy.
11.
God damn, I sighed slowly As the Cops pulled up and started yelling at me. Get down on the ground. I heard one yell, lets get these punks! And oh shit, Jim was drunk. He told the cop to get down on his knees. We weren't doing nutin' We weren't hurting nutin' I didn't know what to say I didn't know if it was cause Jim was gay. But I was like eh I guess it's 'cause we're black. So the cop took my board I was like, what the fuck this is whack! And Jim jumped on his back and rode him like a yak Yeehaww! Oh, I guess we're taking this way too far. So I grabbed the board and ran and we left the cop, naked, buried in the sand. That's what he deserves Shoulda fed him to the birds Jim's singing Fuck the Police. As three other Cops pulls up at least. We both looked at each other at the same time and we were like, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit. So they said, put your hands up. Jim put his hands in my pants And I just started to dance. So they charged and tackled us down. Took us to the station told us to stop masturbatin' And they let us go but I think it was because Jim has sex with one of the gaurds or something. I'm not sure what happened but yeah. We got away but without our boards, So now me and Jim are really bored. And we're really sad so we wrote a song. About how the police really suck and have small cocks. There's a duck on top of his head but it's not dead, It's shaking like a revolution. Oh and I know I just totally ripped off the Blood Brothers. But uh can the Blood Brothers do this shit? I don't think so.
12.
ABC's 01:41
A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur! C is for Cats, those crazy felines. D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine. E is for Easy just like your Mom, F is for Fucking her all night long. G is for Goats going meh in a boats H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's I is for 50 Cent's In the club J is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It Up K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best. L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast. .... M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey N is for New Found Glory being sucky O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi! P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore. R is for Rolling around on the floor! S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks T is for Taking it up the butt. U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain! V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame. W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn. Y is for Yoddling in the Sea Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.
13.
My name is Jon I am a loser. A microphone abuser. I've never ever ever ever ever been laid. I am an asshole and a pussy But at least I'm not that Emo Side Project guy. I just took a crap and theJon came out. I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt. He's a poop head I bet he doesn't get much head. And he lays alone in his bed at night. But so do I except I cry but I've got something in my eye. It must be theJon but I don't know if Jon's John is really long. Someone call the cops cause Jon is so hot. Someone call the cops cause Jon is so not hot. I just took a crap and theJon came out. I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt. Okay, here's the sad part: I still love him every day even though he called me gay. I still wrote him a song even if he is a jerk sometimes. I guess we all can be. That's just reality. He's eing really really mean to me, Jon's being really mean to me. But it's alright, it's alright. I'm gonna keep on living through the night. That's alright, it's alright. I'm gonna keep singing all the night long. That's alright, it's alright. I'm gonna keep on living through the night. That's alright, it's alright. Cause I just took a crap and theJon came out.
14.
Blah blah blah she left me alone to cry today. You say you’re for me? Well fuck this love just ain't for me. Maybe another day. Sometimes it has to be this way. Blah blah blah broken heart Another emo song for her. Da da da da da da da da da I'm in love with you. Whoa. Blah blah blah cried today for her I guess I'm just another alone loser kid That probably never will get laid. But who really gives a fuck? Not me and I'm not growing up. Don't tell me to be happy, Because it's just impossible. Da da da da da da da da da I'm in love with you. Whoa. Blah blah blah what’s that smell? Strawberry shampoo, can’t you tell? On her it smells like shit. On me it’s the shiznit. She said that I sucked hard and that my dick was small. Well you can go to hell and you fucking smell. Da da da da da da da da da I'm in love with you. Whoa.

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released February 17, 2005

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