A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door
B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur!
C is for Cats, those crazy felines.
D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine.
E is for Easy just like your Mom,
F is for Fucking her all night long.
G is for Goats going meh in a boats
H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's
I is for 50 Cent's In the club
J is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It Up
K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best.
L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.
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M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey
N is for New Found Glory being sucky
O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi!
P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy
Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore.
R is for Rolling around on the floor!
S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks
T is for Taking it up the butt.
U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain!
V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame.
W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on
X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn.
Y is for Yoddling in the Sea
Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.
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