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hey dude, you're kinda my favorite
and guess what bro? I love you and stuff
steal my hoodies forever
they'll keep you warm in winter
touch my butt whenever
but please at least once a day
frick man, you're kinda my life now
and guess what brah? that's totally rad
steal my french fries forever
they'll fill up your cute tum
kiss my face off whenever
right now would be ideal
lets eat Taco Bell and fart on each other for the rest of our lives
lets watch DBZ and hold hands while we pee for the rest of our lives
lets stay up all night and make fun of classic rock for the rest of our lives
lets refuse to grow up while falling deeper in love for the rest of our lives
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everything falls to fucking shit when you're gone
but I feel invincible when I'm in your arms
we may not be able to skip stones
but we can make out in cars like teenagers
we aren't professional art critics
but we agree that we're the bomb at coloring
everything gets on my fucking nerves when you're away
but somehow becomes beautiful when you lay on me
you may be too lazy to move your bones
but i can carry you and sit you down on a toilet
i doubt i'll ever accept my body for what it is
but i adore that you stare at me regardless
i love getting lost in your galaxy eyes at least 9,015 times
i love holding hands with you through an entire 16 hour drive
i love when you ask me if you can wear my cum covered boxers as a cape
i love when we fall asleep with our butts touching and wake up locking legs
it's intergalactic national unicorn appreciation year
it just so happens you're basically a unicorn
and i fucking love you
i appreciate your entire existence
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I can't believe you left my bear at some Holiday Inn in Michigan
but I'll still love until the hair on my skin turns gray
and I'll buy you another one with hopes that you'll hold it almost as tight as me
I'm so scared of what the future holds
but I know that I want it to hold you
I don't know where my composure goes
it somehow escapes me around you
I can't believe you'd even consider spending your life with me
though the truth is I play it out in my head every night
and I'll get you a ring without thinking twice but it can mean whatever you'd like
I'm so scared of what the future holds
but I know that I want it to hold you
I don't know where my sanity goes
it often ditches me around you
so please forgive me
when I'm fucking clingy
i.e. all the time
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lay your head on my chest
lets hate the world together
we'll drown out the sound of alarm clocks and screaming children
with conversations that go nowhere
press your legs against mine
the friction of our skin is an addiction that i'm okay with
it'd be ideal for you to leave a bruise
so i have something to stare at when i'm not with you
i could spend my whole life listening to you talk about nothing
i would waste my whole life listening to you breathe and sigh at me
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Lego Proposal
03:52
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I can't complete your sentences
cause I get too flustered to speak around you
I use deep breaths to try and compose myself
but somehow you always seem to take 'em away
if I believed in heaven
I'd think you fell from it
but you're a perfect example of evolution
and yeah, you make me drop down to my knees
but the reason's probably better not to mention
I don't want long walks on a beach
I'd rather stay in bed and listen to you sing
there are many doubts I have about existence
but you effortlessly make up for all of them
if I saw a shooting star
I wouldn't even make a wish
cause I've already got all I fucking need in you
instead I'd fashion a flower crown to rest upon your head
cause you make me swoon harder than Osmium
I know dating clichés are so overrated
but I'd really like to be yours forever
we'll feed mangoes to fruit bats as the sun is setting
and hold fireflies and spiders in our hands
if I could start my life over
I would meet you sooner
and we'd down boxes of apple juice in high school
I'd jokingly propose to you
with a ring made out of Legos
but secretly wish that you'd put it on
yeah, I'd really like for you to put it on
the truth is it'd make my life if you'd put it on
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You Rule
02:47
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every night it's the same thing
I sit in my room and I think
about the times you've rescued me
from shitty days and bummer weeks
then I think about how you're basically
a real life sailor scout and you're probably
fighting crime at night like it ain't no thing
you don't even break a sweat
you rule!
you play violin just like guitar
your technique's flawless, not subpar
you make me swoon so gosh darn hard
you're definitely my fav by far
then I think about how you're basically
a supermodel but you still talk to me
I want to give you high fives for eternity
but I'm way too shy to ask
you rule!
I say "you're my super hero"
you say "but I don't have super powers"
I guess you forgot you're Canadian
and like the cutest human in existence
you rule!
I'm just okay
but we'd mega rule together forever
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Everything Sucks But You
02:44
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you're so freakin' cute
you're so frickin' rad
I want to high five you 30 times and get a blister but not regret it later
I'm so freakin' stoked
I'm so frickin' psyched
to have a perfect human being be all up in my life
everything sucks but you
I want to hold you in the rain and then wrestle in the mud
I want you to dig your nails into my back and draw blood
I want to tell you bed time stories where it turns out that you're the hero
because fuck stereotypical gender roles anyway
everything sucks but you
I want to make you vegan breakfast in bed
I want to tell you everything’s alright then kiss your forehead
I want tickle you on your feet then beatbox in the street
I want to be the love of your life
everything sucks but you
everything rules about you
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I adore it when you talk to me in binary
I spend 40 minutes decoding it just to find
it's "dang, I mega frickin' like your human butt"
I'm totally dating a cyborg
I'm so jealous of your cochlear implants
you've got super sensitive hearing
so why do you say "pardon?" when I say anything?
especially "you're perfect and I love you" 15 times
I'm totally dating a cyborg
it's my favorite how your bionic eyes
shine brighter when you look at me
they make me so weak in the tum and knees
I wish you'd talk about how the optics work forever
I'm totally dating a cyborg
when you hold me in your electronic arms
it's the absolute best moment of my life
and I just want to feel your metal on my skin until I pass out
I'm totally dating a cyborg
are your batteries leaking or are you just happy to see me?
I'm so in love with you
this totally does compute
please never update your software
or I'll ruffle the wires that make up all your hair
your heart's half human / half machine
but you're still the most perfect thing
I'm totally dating a cyborg
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I'm Yr Boi
03:11
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hey we both know that you're rad
and sometimes you get sad
but always remember i'm your boy
hey it sucks that you live far
and most nights it hurts our hearts
but always remember i'm your boy
so on nights when you get cold
and i'm not there to hold you close
remember that i've got your back
I love you most and that's a fact
hey we both know you're a nerd
and sometimes you won't say a word
but always remember i'm your boy
hey it blows when you're busy
i pout and whine annoyingly
but always remember i'm your boy
so on days you feel alone
and i'm not there to kiss your nose
remember i'm your bestest friend
I love you most until the end
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Trick 'r Treat
03:22
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you are the cutest boy in the world
i wanna go out trick-or-treating with you
give you all the vegan candy i get
then make out all night until we pass out on a pile of chocolate
i just wanna eat candy
i just wanna be your b
oh wait i already am hell fucking yeah
you are the raddest boy in the world
i wanna crash a haunted house with you
we'll hang out with some ghosts and trade stories
i bet they've got some cool ones but hey so do we
i just wanna be with you
i just wanna be your boo
oh wait i already am hell fucking yeah
you are the sweetest boy in the world
i wanna throw rotten pumpkins at assholes with you
dance to scary music on the street
cause we don't give a flying fuck about anyone but ourselves
i just wanna hold your hand
i just wanna be your man
oh wait i already am hell fucking yeah
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QTpi
01:52
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Misandry 2013
02:25
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i want to fight the patriarchy with you
your hand in my hand, middle finger in the other
and i want to do all the things you want to do
whether it's smash the state or masturbate
i don't mind when you're a narcissist
yeah i don't even blame you
cause dat booty is fucking beautiful
and your heart really turns me on
but i don't mean in a penis literally fucking a heart way
i love it when you talk about misandry
i fucking love it when you talk about misandry
i love it when you talk about anything
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Emo Side Project Atlanta, Georgia
i'm not gonna Raichu a love song.
<3
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