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Better Off
04:57
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yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away
but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way
no rules and no embarrassment
way more sex and no harassment
I think I'm better off on my own
I'm better off all alone
well I started thinking about us lately
and just maybe you weren't the one who left me
maybe I decided to leave you first
cause you're nothing but a big jerk!
yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away
but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way
no rules and no embarrassment
way more sex and no harassment
I think I'm better off on my own
I'm better off all alone
I'm hating you and more lately
I even stopped calling you baby
maybe I'll decide to ignore you
just maybe I'll be the one to forget to call you
yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away
but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way
no rules and no embarrassment
way more sex and no harassment
I think I'm better off on my own
I'm better off all alone
I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt from Hot Topic, you jerk
(that says "I suck")
I think I'm gonna prank call you at work
(and sell you a penis shaped banana)
I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework
(because you're not too cool for school)
I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had
but yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away
but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way
no rules and no embarrassment
way more sex and no harassment
I think I'm better off on my own
I'm better off all alone
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2. |
Car Wash
02:55
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I woke up at 10:30 this morning
cause I was supposed to meet you at the car wash
and all I wanted to do was see you in a bikini
but we ended up making out in Jon's Lamborghini
he opened up the door
he called you a whore
we slammed it in his face and I did you on his leather suitcase
Ii was in front of Chili's and it was getting hot
as we fogged up the windows, uh oh
and there were people standing all around
wondering what the hell was going down
then I heard someone yell
"get the hell out of the car!"
I rolled down the window told them to shut their mouth
before I hit them with a freakin' bar of soap
making out with Kelly at the car wash
it seems like yesterday
we were both so young and stupid
I didn't know what to say
I told her she had really pretty eyes and I wanted to be with her
she said" I'm just so sorry, but I just was using you"
I said "that's alright wanna do it again?"
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3. |
Whatever
04:45
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walking through the mall
singing Hawthorne Heights every time I saw
a silly scene kid with their silly scene friends
standing around in their band shirts
but hey, gotta hand it to 'em
they get it krunk
now some sang back
some called me whack
so had a slight heart attack
some called me a poser
yeah, well fuck you loners
I bet I gave you a boner
bet you thought I thought I was hardcore sucka
anyways, this song has nothing to do with that
this song's about being alone
she doesn't understand
she's all I need
she's all I am
she's on my mind constantly
she doesn't understand what's come over me
lately she's the only thing keeping me breathing
she's my everything, always and forever, words to remember
I keep mumbling on and on cause I can't seem to forget her
all alone, This Ride Home, keeps me warm since she's been gone
I've been so cold
I've been lonely
I've been longing for her to hold me
so tight
hold on for dear life
forget the knives
and the nights
when you cried
cause you miss me
well I miss you too
just know that I'm still thinking about you
your eyes and lullabies still keep me up at night
your short soft sweet sad goodbye still keep me up at night
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there's this girl I know and love
I think about her about day but she doesn't notice me
I rap about her in my songs and dream about her in my dreams
she means everything to me
her eyes, her hair, her smell, her taste
I'm sure the sex is really great
but that's not what I care about
I have the biggest crush on her
I just wanted her to know
I'm always here for her
whoa, you know you mean everything to...
whoa, cuddle me like you mean it
whoa, won't you walk me home tonight?
whoa, hold my hand I'll hold you tight
yeah, I don't think she likes guys
but hey, that's alright I can make her fall for me
anyways I sound like a girl and she's taller than me
her eyes, her hair, her smell, her taste
I'm sure the sex is really great
but that's not what I care about
I have the biggest crush on her
and I just wanted her to know
I'm always here for her
whoa, you know you mean everything to...
whoa, cuddle me like you mean it
whoa, won't you walk me home tonight?
whoa, hold my hand I'll hold you tight
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5. |
Crazy House
04:39
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we were in the park holding hands
watching the birds fly by
but all of a sudden you punched me in the face
so I dropped you off at the crazy house
I went to visit you the very next day
said "honey, are you sure that you're okay?"
you said "yeah, my mom was just totally stressing me out
and I swear I saw a bug crawling out of your mouth"
so I checked you out of the crazy house
we were chilling at Jack 'n The Box pimpin' those curly fries
as I stared into your eyes
but all of a sudden you threw your Sprite in my face
so I dropped you off at the crazy house
I went to visit you a week or two later
said "sweetie, are you sure that you're all better?:
you said :yeah it just tasted like shit
and I swear I was just throwing another stupid little fit:
so I checked you out of the crazy house
I was at the movies buying you candy before it started
I loved the way your hair was parted
but I accidentally bought you a Kit-Kat bar
that's when I decided you were taking this way too far
you tried to punch me but you missed
so I called you a fucking bitch
then I dropped myself off at the crazy house
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6. |
I Don't Care
03:18
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every time I wake up you are gone
I'm broken now
what's the use to go on?
I know they say yeah you'll find someone new
but they don't know that I only want you
well I don't care, I don't care
what I have to do to get you back
I don't care, I don't care
I'll change to what you want me to be
all the nights that I cried myself to sleep
I hugged my pillow
don't you feel a little bit what I feel?
cause I know it's killing me
I swear to you that you are my everything
well I don't care, I don't care
what I have to do to get you back
I don't care, I don't care
I'll change to what you want me to be
I still sing your favorite songs.
I still play your favorite game.
I still wish you wanted me.
I still think that you're the same
but I'm wrong
well I don't care, I don't care
what I have to do to get you back
I don't care, I don't care
I'll change to what you want me to be
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7. |
The First Day of School
03:04
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the first day of school
I noticed her Walking in the hall
with her hair down and her boobs out looking fine
I said, hey what's up?
and she just slapped me
I said, what the fuck?
then just moved on
that's the story of how I first met her
I was already in love
that's the story of how my life got better
she gave me a boner
it just so happens that she was in every single class with me
I could see her eyes rolling back
she sat in the back and enjoyed the show
but I still could not be with her
she was a hoe but that's alright
"that's okay as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me"
that's the story of how I first met her.
I was already in love.
that's the story of how my life got better.
she gave me a boner.
every time I'd ask her out
she'd say no but I didn't give up.
no I didn't give up.
I'll never give up.
that's the story of how I first met her.
I was in love when she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone.
I said, no-oh-oh I will not leave you alone.
then she called the cops.
and I said, uh oh spaghettios!
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8. |
Summertime
03:06
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in the summertime all we ever do is skate
eat, sleep and sometimes we try to get laid.
same routine every single day
god I love the summertime it's so great.
a couple ago my buddy Paul was hanging with some slut
and she put his hand on her boob
but he just pushed her off
cause "no one wants to have sex with a slut"
I'll never forget the summertime
when everything in my life was going fine
never forget the summertime
because I slept with your mom
ABC. It's easy as 1,2,3
I don't know the words
in the summer time all we ever do is...fuck?!
what the hell do we do again? oh yeah, nothing
we sit around at the movies all day
even though we didn't a job to pay
yesterday I found 5 buck on the ground and danced around
then some old lady came up and hit me over the head with her purse
she took it away
she took my money away
I'll never forget the summertime
when everything in my life was going fine
never forget the summertime
cause I was robbed by an old lady
we tried to sneak in but there were like 5 guards
paul he just slapped him and then we ran in
I will never forget the summertime
when everything in my life was going fine
I will never forget the summertime
because it was the best time of my life.
I'll never forget the summertime
I had the most legit sex with your mom
it was the best time of my life
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Always
02:54
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this town really sucks without you here
I'm down with every second you are gone
so come back I'm not ready to be alone
my bed is so blank and empty without you
I bet you really miss me too
why does everything have to be so hard?
is it hot in here or is it just me?
always I am thinking about you
no way will I ever forget you
today I will sing a song about you
always I will always think about you now
whoa hey another guy you're talking to
"man, he’s gay"
forget about him because he’s not great
he’s not good enough for you
this distance can't even break apart our love
fuck him, he can go have sex with a car
you’re great
you know what two plus two is now
can someone please get this guy a towel?
always I am thinking about you
no way will I ever forget you
today I will sing a song about you
always I will always think about you now
always I will want to hold you
so close and be the only one beside you
I hope you think the same about me
always this song will be for you and
don’t forget that I fucking love you
today I will masturbate thinking of
you and only you
always I am thinking about you
no way will I ever forget you
today I will sing a song about you
always I will always think about you
is it hot in here or is it just your mom?
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10. |
Invisdabul Timmy
04:10
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I have a friend. His name is Timmy.
he comes when I'm very lonely.
he's invisdabul like Paula Abdul
on American Idol, Episode 93.
he helps me get to sleep at night.
he taught me how to ride a bike.
he's my best friend. He's my only friend.
because he's there when I need him.
my Invisdabul Timmy
I should nominate him for an Emmy or two.
that girl she's not here now
she's with some guy over in the next town.
she's a poop head so I wont miss her in my bed.
just maybe a little but I still have Timmy here with me
we can stay up all night. play Pokémon.
we can sing each other a song about each other moms.
even though I won't hear his because he's not here at all
I just wish I had a real Timmy to call my own
but instead of a boy maybe a girl
who was so cool and awesome, who rocked my world.
and she'd never leave me. She'd always love me.
she'd always call me her honey and sweetie.
and I'd be happy for at least just for once.
for a little little little little little little bit.
he helps me get to sleep at night.
we never ever ever get in a fight.
he's my best friend. He's my only friend.
because he's there and he's ready to listen.
my Invisdabul Timmy
I should nominate him for an Emmy or two.
but Timmy won't last forever even though he's in my head
when I get older I'll forget him
even though I love him so
I'll have to let go and say goodbye.
but for now I'll have to live with little my Invisdabul Timmy.
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11. |
Eff The Police
03:02
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God damn, I sighed slowly
As the Cops pulled up and started yelling at me.
Get down on the ground.
I heard one yell, lets get these punks!
And oh shit, Jim was drunk.
He told the cop to get down on his knees.
We weren't doing nutin'
We weren't hurting nutin'
I didn't know what to say
I didn't know if it was cause Jim was gay.
But I was like eh I guess it's 'cause we're black.
So the cop took my board
I was like, what the fuck this is whack!
And Jim jumped on his back and rode him like a yak
Yeehaww! Oh, I guess we're taking this way too far.
So I grabbed the board and ran and we left the cop, naked, buried in the sand.
That's what he deserves
Shoulda fed him to the birds
Jim's singing Fuck the Police.
As three other Cops pulls up at least.
We both looked at each other at the same time and we were like, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit.
So they said, put your hands up.
Jim put his hands in my pants
And I just started to dance.
So they charged and tackled us down.
Took us to the station told us to stop masturbatin'
And they let us go but I think it was because Jim has sex with one of the gaurds or something.
I'm not sure what happened but yeah.
We got away but without our boards,
So now me and Jim are really bored.
And we're really sad so we wrote a song.
About how the police really suck and have small cocks.
There's a duck on top of his head but it's not dead,
It's shaking like a revolution.
Oh and I know I just totally ripped off the Blood Brothers.
But uh can the Blood Brothers do this shit?
I don't think so.
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12. |
ABC's
01:41
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A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door
B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur!
C is for Cats, those crazy felines.
D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine.
E is for Easy just like your Mom,
F is for Fucking her all night long.
G is for Goats going meh in a boats
H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's
I is for 50 Cent's In the club
J is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It Up
K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best.
L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.
....
M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey
N is for New Found Glory being sucky
O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi!
P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy
Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore.
R is for Rolling around on the floor!
S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks
T is for Taking it up the butt.
U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain!
V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame.
W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on
X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn.
Y is for Yoddling in the Sea
Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.
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My name is Jon
I am a loser. A microphone abuser.
I've never ever ever ever ever been laid.
I am an asshole and a pussy
But at least I'm not that Emo Side Project guy.
I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt.
He's a poop head
I bet he doesn't get much head.
And he lays alone in his bed at night.
But so do I except I cry but I've got something in my eye.
It must be theJon but I don't know if Jon's John is really long.
Someone call the cops cause Jon is so hot.
Someone call the cops cause Jon is so not hot.
I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt.
Okay, here's the sad part:
I still love him every day even though he called me gay.
I still wrote him a song even if he is a jerk sometimes.
I guess we all can be. That's just reality.
He's eing really really mean to me,
Jon's being really mean to me.
But it's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep singing all the night long.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
Cause I just took a crap and theJon came out.
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14. |
Strawberry Shampoop
03:16
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Blah blah blah she left me alone to cry today.
You say you’re for me?
Well fuck this love just ain't for me.
Maybe another day.
Sometimes it has to be this way.
Blah blah blah broken heart
Another emo song for her.
Da da da da da da da da da
I'm in love with you.
Whoa.
Blah blah blah cried today for her
I guess I'm just another alone loser kid
That probably never will get laid.
But who really gives a fuck?
Not me and I'm not growing up.
Don't tell me to be happy,
Because it's just impossible.
Da da da da da da da da da
I'm in love with you.
Whoa.
Blah blah blah what’s that smell?
Strawberry shampoo, can’t you tell?
On her it smells like shit.
On me it’s the shiznit.
She said that I sucked hard and that my dick was small.
Well you can go to hell and you fucking smell.
Da da da da da da da da da
I'm in love with you.
Whoa.
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