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Pounce On My Level
01:11
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Why would someone want to fuck or fall in love when you could cuddle up to a cat?
They're better than humans (that's a fact)
I could have a hundred cats or so and it still wouldn't be enough
Drown me in fur and constant purring
Cats are better than people
I am the queen of cats and if you question that you can answer to my fist
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Failing Calculus III
01:03
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I was in calculus class today
The teacher gave us a pop quiz on triple integrals
But she never taught us that
Or more likely I didn't pay attention that day
So I fainted and the girl behind me thought it was super adorable
I guess she fell in love with me
Cause now we always skip that class to make out
I've never been so stoked to get an F
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Doomsday Honeymoon
00:53
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Imagine a world where mice laid eggs
And what if the eggs were bigger than them?
They couldn't keep 'em warm
Would people eat them?
Or would there be a law against it?
Probably not
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No Sleep
01:01
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I gotta down The Dew before I do anything
I gotta have my Cheetos
It ain't easy being cheesy
I'm addicted to No Sleep
Sometimes it's just easier not to dream
(Unless you meant the record label)
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Skramz Warz
01:15
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This is my tiger suit
I think your butt looks cute
There is no happy here
Unless your butt is near
I love the kids that love big butts
And snuff their nose at kids who don't
I'm gazing at a candle to find calm
We all know it's in your butt
Perfectly imperfect like a butt
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Toughen Up Snowflake
00:50
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I shouldn't be drinking alone but the urge to pick up the phone is draining me
Consequently I shotgun a beer and go back to bed
Stare at the walls and wish I were dead
Then wake in the morning and repeat the routine again
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It's best to swim outside
Sometimes with clothes off
Bathe yourself in night sky and cool breeze
Let the water be the cure for what haunts you
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Emo Side Project Atlanta, Georgia
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